Or it certainly looks like I do. 

I don’t understand how a barber could do this and say to herself, “Sure, the back of his head is supposed to look like that.”  I mean, I’ve had jobs I don’t care for and been apathetic about them (I once failed to open the gas station I worked at on time for a month straight – since nobody noticed, I kept pushing it later and later until this station that was supposed to open at 6:00 a.m. on Saturdays was opening at 8:00 if they were lucky).  Still, how could you do this to a human being?
When I was in high school I once tried to drink an entire two liter bottle of Sun Country peach wine cooler.  Does anyone else remember wine coolers and that Sun Country came in a 2 liter bottle that just looked like you were chugging off-brand Mountain Dew?  I had nearly forgotten about that until I remembered that one of the late gas station opening days was a direct result of this boyish adventure with a crappy alcoholic beverage.  

Anyway, I didn’t really have enough to fill an entire post, so I tried to round it out with he wine cooler story. For the record, I did not finish the bottle and I puked in someone’s Ford Taurus. Good times. 

Do you know how hard it is to take a picture of the back of your head?  Here are some other attempts. 

Here’s a video effort. 

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And just because I was completely bored, a slow motion video. 

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Finally, when you go to the bookstore in Maine, this is what the gardening section looks like.