So, I was at a gas station filling up the other day when I noticed this truck with an FBI sticker in the back. Since my son and I had recently been quoting The Other Guys, specifically the Female Body Inspector scene, I knew exactly what this sticker would say and I wanted to get a picture of it because it’s so hilariously dumb. 

But then I noticed the other two stickers, which in case you can’t see them read, “Ass, gas or grass – nobody rides for free” and “Certified sex instructor. First lesson free.”  Honestly, I’d like to know which venerable institution certified this man as a sex instructor. 

Maybe I’m being unfair. Perhaps the owner of this truck is, in fact, a woman. I mean, I didn’t see the owner, so how do I know?

Still, man or woman, I feel like people of all genders should avoid getting into this truck – I’m pretty sure your next stop is a milk carton if you get in the front seat.  
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Note the commercial plate – mad props to a degenerate so creepy he put these stickers on his work truck. Should be great for business. Really strikes a tone as the kind of guy you want working around your yard.