If you snore like a poorly tuned chainsaw and your wife wakes you up with her patented “snore arrester” device (honestly, it’s just a salad fork she uses to stab me in the bicep) eventually you’re going to be tempted to try Breathe Right nasal strips. They’re totally cool because they have the dual purposes of preventing 2:00a.m. stabbings as well as serving as very effective birth control. 
However, if you go out on your brother’s boat and fall asleep in the bow and get sunburned on your nose, you’re going to want to re-think that nasal strip for a bit because it will tear sunburned skin. Ask me how I know. 

I was buying lime recently (have to get that field from a 5.5 to a 6.0 pH before I plant in the spring) and I noticed some, shall we say, interesting math on the bag.

Admittedly, it’s been a long time since I took a math class, but my best recollection is that it would be difficult to have more than 100% content of any individual ingredient here. Did football coaches come up with this math using their patented “Give me 110%” talks?  Or is this more of a physics question? Or perhaps even philosophy?
Also, number 20 sieves are where it’s at. 100s can eat it. 

Yes, I’m aware there is definitely a logical explanation for this. I’m also aware that it wouldn’t be funny.  Do you really want to be the killjoy that spreads the real explanation, or would you prefer to be the person who just makes up a silly reason?