Public Service Announcement 

If you snore like a poorly tuned chainsaw and your wife wakes you up with her patented “snore arrester” device (honestly, it’s just a salad fork she uses to stab me in the bicep) eventually you’re going to be tempted to try Breathe Right nasal strips. They’re totally cool because they have the dual purposes of preventing 2:00a.m. stabbings as well as serving as very effective birth control. 
However, if you go out on your brother’s boat and fall asleep in the bow and get sunburned on your nose, you’re going to want to re-think that nasal strip for a bit because it will tear sunburned skin. Ask me how I know. 

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